Sophisticated Clothes Dryer

Alas, today I messed up my trousers with finest french salad dressing at lunch.
Lucky me – we have a washing machine at my work place.
But would I make it home with dry pants?

YES.
Thanks to ~100 cluster nodes blow-drying them in no time!

“What was he wearing while his trousers were blowing in the (cluster) wind?”
I hear you ask…